I'm going to shank Jim Davis

http://www.gocomics.com/lifeaccordingtogarfield

Just when Garfield Minus Garfield (Feb 23 was not about me, Chris!) had me wondering if there really was something to Jim Davis, he has to go and turn crap into schmaltz.

I want to see this fail epically. I want Garfield to be the cited reason for newspapers failing. I want websites to crash because they've linked to Garfield. I want the world to discover Garfield at Large books harbored a dormant flesh-eating bacteria and have the apocalypse squarely sit on Davis's shoulders, so that our huddled, paranoid, Mad Max shanty towns of the year 2013 become known as Davisvilles.

You're destroying the known world, Jim Davis. The robots are coming for you.